Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween


Today is the day that has the night of Halloween. I am at work. I will be here another ____ mins/hrs until management tells us to go home. Tonight is the last night of my company's fourth fiscal quarter and as an AUDITOR I get to stay and proof orders.

Let's face it: When you want someone to proof something, you want and AUDITOR right?

So that is why I am here. The goodnews is I get to leave at 12 am at the latest. So while others my age are cavorting, carousing, gallavanting about town with others their age and with similar interests, I am cavorting, carousing, bear-crawling (yes. bear crawling) with others not my age but with similar disinterests; namely, proofing purchase orders.

In order to commemorate this night I have uploaded a pic that will not tell you the reality of this evening, but will hopefully give you the appearance of what I looked like this even.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

life

So this is my life. Life on the blogosphere. It has been a while and i feel like it is time to rehash this. I had a friend who kept a journal religiously and said that it was his therapy. I always thought that was weird. I have never had the guts to keep a journal or even read the few entries that I have entered into various journals I have attempted to keep.

My life is mildly depressing to think about which is probably why I never kept a journal. Always afraid that someone would read it and discover my mundanacity (that word probably isnt real).

Lately I am getting used to my mundanacity which is sad that I am this old and just getting the proverbial memo.

My life lately has been waiting for the lsat and studying and fretting over it. I feel that I have put a lot of undo pressure on myself with this thing. We will see how it goes. Ever since I was a kid I thought I would go to Law School and I feel that if it doesn't happen (read "I don't get a score that I want")then I will be let down as discovering yet another nuance to my mundanacity (this word means THE LEVEL OF MUNDANE that I have reached).

Anyways, talking and thinking about my concerns has liberated me to a certain extent and now I see how this stuff can be theraputic. I read a book by ViktorFrankl whose theme was once you realize the worst case senario then you are then empowered with the knowledge that no matter the circumstance you are given, you can choose your responce. Stay tuned for my next entry when I talk about this in more detail, it should be sometime around Fall 2008.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Joaquin Pheonix eating a pretzle

:J&

The emoticon above is designated to express the age old feeling you get when you feel like Joaquin Pheonix eating a pretzle.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Masawri said that memebers of Al Queda should kill an american in no less than 15 days and then gave a grocery list of acceptable weapons to use.
Weapons deemed unacceptable were falling grand pianos and ACME anvils.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

I am bored

...regardless of how bored I am at least I don't have five weapon charges against me.
That is more than Maurice Clarett can say.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Tender

This is what i look like after I tender my resignation. I quit my job today. I haven't decided when my last day will be, but i think my dignity will only allow me to work maybe one more week.

Monday, August 28, 2006

This is my roommate The Name Dropper. He is obsessive compulsive, i think. Tonite, he said he has to watch some of "The Rock" (the movie not the wrassler) and then go to bed. He said it with sort of tone of voice that is reserved for homework or chores. After watching him sit and watch "The Rock" for about 15 minutes, I asked him how one knows when they have successfully watched enough of "The Rock" to go to bed. To which he responded with a straight face, "when you get to the scene with all the boilers."
Total OCD.
This was inspired by a den of thieves.
Ian Curtis. not FRANKENSTEIN
This is what your mothers womb looks like after she eats too much chinese food.